Post by kamloopsmomof2 on Jul 13, 2004 10:56:50 GMT -5
Read this in the paper this morning, written by Abigail VanBuren
A Dieters Prayer
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want;
He maketh me to lie down on vinyl-covered gym mats.
He leadeth me to flavored calorie-free waters;
He restoreth my goals.
He diverteth me from the path of midnight snacking for my health's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the alley of the Vendors of Pastry, I will fear no weevil; for thou art with me;
My diet and exercises, they comfort me.
Though preparest a table before me
Spread with veggies and low-fat protien;
Thou steameth my fish in foil, My resolve runneth over.
Surely, if I follow this living plan, my hips will be slim forever.
Amen.
A Dieters Prayer
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want;
He maketh me to lie down on vinyl-covered gym mats.
He leadeth me to flavored calorie-free waters;
He restoreth my goals.
He diverteth me from the path of midnight snacking for my health's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the alley of the Vendors of Pastry, I will fear no weevil; for thou art with me;
My diet and exercises, they comfort me.
Though preparest a table before me
Spread with veggies and low-fat protien;
Thou steameth my fish in foil, My resolve runneth over.
Surely, if I follow this living plan, my hips will be slim forever.
Amen.
