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Post by kamloopsmomof2 on Jul 13, 2004 10:56:50 GMT -5
Read this in the paper this morning, written by Abigail VanBuren
A Dieters Prayer The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want; He maketh me to lie down on vinyl-covered gym mats. He leadeth me to flavored calorie-free waters; He restoreth my goals. He diverteth me from the path of midnight snacking for my health's sake. Yea, though I walk through the alley of the Vendors of Pastry, I will fear no weevil; for thou art with me; My diet and exercises, they comfort me. Though preparest a table before me Spread with veggies and low-fat protien; Thou steameth my fish in foil, My resolve runneth over. Surely, if I follow this living plan, my hips will be slim forever. Amen.
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Post by lucretia on Jul 13, 2004 11:45:07 GMT -5
That's a good one! Thanks for sharing it with us!
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